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Sorry this is bad but when I heard this hours laughing so hard my stomach I think I literally pulled a muscle this dude said to this girl he tried to Holla at this girl she busted on told him that he could never get a girl like her so he seen her again this time she was trying to holler at him he is a no no b**** is they you look like a bag of curse words this have me dying me dying funniest s*** I've heard all day heard you look like a bag of curse words I'm dead I'm deadlmao lack decorated items to wear of the cocktail